On my epic journey into town today, I got in a fight with a barbed wire fence and lost.
I look like either
a) I am a self-mutilator
OR
b) I got in a fight with a jungle cat.
either would be less embarrassing.
And because it is humorous, I would like to include the following exchange:
My dear friend Lili, upon reading my blog, asked me the following question:
"Hey have you thought about becoming a professional writer?"
Lili is a genius and getting her PHD. I am honored. This, however, was Kelly's response:
"shhh don't give her any ideas. at this rate, we're going to be a starving yet brilliant homeless couple, carting around shopping carts full of books and ranting about the myth of the enlightenment, while digging in ashtrays for half-smoked cigarettes."
I love him so much.
Love you too dearie.
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